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STRATEGIC THOUGHT JUST GOT JIGGY
THE WORLD'S MOST BRILLIANT THINKERS
Seismicon is an organization of the most intelligent, capable, and specialized people in the history of mankind. We are the cutting edge of new technology and political thought. We have been shaping the world for the last 30 years, affecting your life in ways so profound that you may have wrongly attributed the changes to Fate or God.
MASTERS OF THE UNIVERSE
Seismicon helped put man on the moon and nuclear missiles in mainland China. Our consultants pioneered the jet engine and invented fat-free mayonaise. We have sifted through the sand of Mars [classified] and grafted gills on simian chimps.
KNOWLEDGE FOR SALE
Whether you are a moribund space program looking for a technical breakthrough or a developing nation trying to jumpstart your secret police force, Seismicon will help you shake the earth. We sell knowledge to the highest bidder. No endeavor is beyond our range. If you can imagine it, Seismicon can make it real.
