IF IJITS QUEER MY MOOD, DOOM! I'M WREAK STY JIFFY: SOME NOTES ON PALNIDORMS

Charles Reggie Pong describes the syntax of the palnidorm, the lingua franca of brilliant thinkers and a mandatory component of any intelligent exchange of dialogue with Seismicon.

MANGROVE TRAVEL ADVISORY: FRANCE

Dr. Theodore Mangrove, who has been on vacation/exile for four years, has drafted the following advisory for American travelers heading for France. It is intended as a guide for American travelers only...

THE PHYSICAL NATURE OF HELL: STILL QUITE WARM

Dr. Theodore Mangrove, who has been on hiatus for the last seven years on a small island in the South Pacific has generously taken time off from his tireless research to describe the geothermal nature of hell.